I rather enjoy number 3, being as I’m in college because I actually want to learn and will probably be in debt 4ever over it. Whatevz, life is short.
Can we talk about how this is only ‘average’ to white middle class dudes a generation ago?
Can yougo to college without working your ass off to even be considered and driving yourself into an abyssal debt hole? You might be privileged!
Can you afford a nice vacation overseas, to a sheltered resort? You might be privileged!
Can you find and maintain a single 40-hour-a-week job (9-5, Monday through Friday) doing light office tasks? You might be privileged!
Can you be accepted for a mortgage? Can you afford one at all? Are you allowed to buy a home in an area that you feel safe and secure in? You might be privileged!
Can you work the same job long enough to get a lifetime excellence award, a gold watch, and a pension? You might be privileged! Also, it might be 1950.
This is only ‘average’ if you’re already on the lowest difficulty setting. The rest of us have to work really fucking hard to attain what this comic thinks is ‘average’ and ‘effortless’.
Hey, look! There goes the point of the comic! Do you see it? Do you? Aw man, you missed it!
Edit Add: Also, a link to an editorial column from Kotaku? Really? It’s like saying you’re informed from current events in the most objective way from Fox News.